Candles

Fuck It. I'm done. • Bergamot, Tobacco & Yuzu Scented • Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. • Burn time: 40 hours • Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. • © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. • Candle can...

Fuck Work Corner Bar Scented • Net Weight: 3 oz. • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook. • Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns • Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River...

Holiday Drama Crisis Wine (Merlot, Cinnamon, and Orange) Scented • Net Weight: 3 oz. • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook. • Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns • Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical....

Please Stop Talking Spearmint Gum Scented • Net Weight: 3 oz. • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook. • Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns • Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. • © 2020...

Aw Hell No. What the hell, y'all? Fig, Leather & Tobacco Scented Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Candle can size: 3 ¼"...

One super deluxe pint of unfuck yourself. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Morning Do-Over Scented  Notes of coffee and sweet pastries Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. ©...

Who gives a flying fuck? Not me. Midnight Mayday Scented  Notes of blackberry, amber, and sweet tobacco Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co....

Hey, what's with all the F bombs on scented candles? Bomb Pop Scented  Notes of cherry and lime Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap...