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Holiday Hangovers Holiday Paint Can | Funny Christmas Candle
Instant cure for Holiday Hangovers! Extra strength formula. Everclear Mulled Wine (Merlot, Orange, and Cinnamon) Scented Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co. Candle...- $26.50
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Re-Gifted Paint Can | Funny Christmas Holiday Candle
A Genuine Re-Gifted Soy Wax Candle From My Collection Probably never used! Christmas Past (Vanilla & Amberwood) Scented Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap...- $26.50
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Merry Fucking Whatever Paint Can | Funny Christmas Candle
Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Hope you have a very happy non-specific celebration Holiday Tree (Cypress & Fir) Scented Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey...- $26.50
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Fuck Work Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin | Funny Candle
FUCK WORK Corner Bar Scented Net Weight: 3 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook. Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co. Comes with...- $14.00
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Shit's Fucked Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin | Funny Candle
SHIT'S FUCKED Burn It Down Scented Net Weight: 3 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook. Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co. Comes...- $14.00
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Out of Vodka Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin | Funny Candle
OUT OF VODKA Empty Bottle Blues Scented Net Weight: 3 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook. Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co....- $14.00
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Fuck All Y'all Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin | Funny Candle
FUCK ALL Y'ALL Black Raspberry Scented Net Weight: 3 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook. Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Comes...- $14.00
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Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can·dle | Funny Candle
Let that shit go. It's time. Sweet Release Scented Notes of cucumber, mint, and vanilla Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co. Candle can...- $26.50
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Unfuck Yourself Vintage Paint Can·dle | Funny Candle
One super deluxe pint of unfuck yourself. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Morning Do-Over Scented Notes of coffee and sweet pastries Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. ©...- $26.50
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Who Gives a Flying Fuck? Vintage Paint Can·dle | Funny Candl
Who gives a flying fuck? Not me. Midnight Mayday Scented Notes of blackberry, amber, and sweet tobacco Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co....- $26.50
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Good Shit Vintage Paint Can·dle | Funny Candle
Good Shit. That truffle buttery scent! Truffle Butter Scented Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Candle can size: 3 ¼" D x 3...- $26.50
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Fuck It Vintage Paint Can·dle | Funny Candle
Fuck It. I'm done. Bergamot, Tobacco & Yuzu Scented Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Candle can size: 3 ¼" D x 3...- $26.50
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For Fuck's Sake Vintage Paint Can·dle | Funny Candle
Oh, For Fuck's Sake. Light a candle, please & thank you. Smoked Vanilla & Teakwood Scented Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Candle...- $26.50
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F Bombs Vintage Paint Can·dle | Funny Candle
Hey, what's with all the F bombs on scented candles? Bomb Pop Scented Notes of cherry and lime Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz. Burn time: 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap...- $26.50
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